I don’t have an iPhone and I probably will not buy one. Just like my stance with the iPod. I’m not a Mac hater though. I think. If I had enough resources and loose priorities I may have purchased a MacBook instead of this Asus. I’m just not the type of guy who’d jump into fads. Much like what the iPod and the iPhone are. Don’t get me wrong, they’re great technology, I’m not just buying. Give me one, and I’ll use it though. Haha. If you’re looking for some great iPhone review and coverage from an actual user, head over to Apple Gazette for a day-to-day account.

In any case, here’s a list of ten things you must never do to someone else’s iPhone from Computer World.

1. Smudge and sneeze on it. It’s got multi-touch but touch it with clean (manicured?) hands.
2. Drop it. The next thing dropping will probably be you knocked down by the owner.
3. Use the EDGE. AT&T’s EDGE data network is slow. So don’t browse and use it. You might be rubbing salt in your friend’s wounds with this lousy feature.
4. Browse through photos. Uhm, you may not want to know what kinds pictures your friend takes.
5. Browse Mail. Respect privacy.
6. Hog it. If you borrowed it to make the call, just make it. Sure, dealing with a multi-touch interface will be amazing but just tap things in and be on your way.
7. Hog it some more. It’s someone else’s. If you suddenly feel that your world will end once the iPhone is out of your grasp, get one.
8. Browse for iPorn. Like a desktop or notebook, the browser has a history option that will implicate you. Well, sure, you can clear them. Just make sure you do. Hehehe.
9. Fail to read the manual. You have all the other warnings there. Safety stuff like drying it with a microwave; dropping, disassembling, and crush; using it while driving; and using it in explosive areas.
10. Probably a bonus - Blend it.