Writing a letter to a dysfunctional family member can be a real chore. Imagine having to muster all your energies to write down things while seething rage and frustration boils inside you for being born in such a weird environment. That is, if you’ve been unfortunate to be in such a condition. You probably need therapy if you do.

So to help you with the letter writing, here’s the Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator.

View the letter I made after the cut. Purely made for testing purposes though. Hehe.

Dear John,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ruined my life. If you had half a brain you would be dangerous. I have decided to pretend that I am adopted because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me uncompassionate and unsympathetic.

This time you have taken your psycho bitchiness to the next level.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the alcohol. You must be paranoid. You are EVIL! It is time for you to look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn’t). Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.

Go away you total psycho,

Junior

PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to forget that you ever existed.